October 15, 2008

  • CREATIVE WRITING ASSIGNMENT!

    If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if
    we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely
    made up, fictional memory of you and me.

    It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

    When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your blog and see what your friends come up with.

Comments (16)

  • Remember that time in Atlantic City when you flew out to come see Jeff and Matt wrestle Shawn Michaels and Triple H in that charity match and I drove in to see you. After the match we went into the Trump and won on the slots.

    What the heck ever happened to that money?

    *snickers*

  • Ah Girl!  Remember that time we went out to LA earlier this summer?  I still can't believe we hooked up with Rob and Jackson!  And then they were like "you want to go to London with us?"  And we were like HECK YES!  So then we all went on a private jet and had a great weekend!  Well, it was only a weekend for me but for some reason Rob would not let you come back home for two whole weeks!  What were you guys doing again?

    Oh yeah, and Jackson still wants me.  Calls me two or three times a week just to see how I'm doing.

    That was fun!

  • Remember the time we went to the Academy Awards in Los Angeles and you wore that KILLER black dress with no back? We sat on the second row right beside Johnny Depp and he kept asking us where we were from and if we knew a good dentist for his wife's teeth? That was so hilarious. And Remember how Rob thanked you for all of your support when he won an Oscar for Best Actor for Twilight? How exciting was that!!

    I don't remember much of the after party after Orlando brought me that Vodka and Coke. :D We so have to do that again sometime.

  • Do you remember the time that we flew first class to Germany, and Matthew paid for all of it because I kicked his ass?

    On the entire flight over, I was playing the video footage of me kicking his ass on my brand new MacBook Pro (with all of the upgrade options, of course...and which, of course, was also part of my prize for kicking Matthew's ass). Because the video was such a hit, I wound up selling burned copies to everyone else in first class, and then my fight with Matthew somehow became the number one accessed video on Youtube. Then, the footage became leaked so that lots of people were ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING said video. I found out about the scandal the second our plane landed; it had already made the news! Naturally, I used this as an excuse to get back at old enemies--pretty much everyone from the website who was dumb enough to ACTUALLY call anyone a stalker was a target. Oddly enough, I didn't even have to plant any evidence--they had all already downloaded the video.

    Once I had all of the necessary--and actually legitimate--evidence, I was able to call back to the States and hire the best lawyers possible to prosecute the case. Within a matter of hours, they were all slapped with huge fines and sitting in jail cells pending outrageously high bail.

    What a crazy trip! All of this happened before we were even in the country for a full day!

    Of course, you know everything else that happened...

  • Remember when we went to Germany in 1999 and the ghost flew by our face in a castle??.. frick.. that's not fiction.. LMAO

    Remember the time we hung out with Richard Marx in his green room and talked about his hip?? crap that's not fiction either..

    Remember the time we saw Dan Radcliffe Naked?? OMFG I'm having a real hard time here..

    Remember the time we went to the movies and we were the only people there and we started singing and laughing?? Still trying to write fiction here but it's not working.

    I loved the day we went to NYC and we got tickets to this amazing show with my favorite actor Matthew Broderick. It was a cold spring evening and we thought we'd get there early because we were so excited. No one was there yet because we were 2 hours early. A black car drove up and Matthew got out. I asked him for his autograph and I told him I'd been a fan since the 80s and flew from Atlanta to see him. He asked us if we would like to come to his green room and have a drink before the show. Trying to stay calm and not squeal you pinched my arm and calmly said, "Oh, yes.. that would be so nice, Matthew thank you." We followed him in where he showed us his dressing room and the green room. We talked for an hour having drinks with Matthew and before he left to get dressed he asked us to come back after the show and handed us two cards that would admit us. As we were leaving he said.. "Cynde is it?.. You have to be one of the prettiest Southern women I've ever seen..." To be Continued.

  • Creative - me - oh boy -

    Remember the time when we thought we would never ever get our dream farm going, and we were worried about how to do it, and if we would be old and gray trying to support ourselves, and the few animals we would have. We were so worried that our dreams would never come true. But look at us now - look at the beautiful dog runs we have, the wonderful Kitty Kastle, and of course our stables with the horses. The kids love staying in the cottages, they get transformed after their stay with us. And we have a waitlist for schools who want to go through our humane education program. We are doing well with socializing the animals so they find forever families, and many of the children also find forever families. Wasn't it silly to think we would never get there, and now it all seems like we've been doing it forever!

    oh wait - that's remembering the future - does that count :)

  • @mysylvia13 - 

    Welll.... I hope that's really "Remembering The Future" and not "just" fictional. In any case it made me cry - thank you very much! :)

  • @cyndelee - 

    OMG - I laughed so hard at those beginning paragraphs. They really sound like fiction, don't they? Love the Matthew Broderick one too! Maybe it's not so far fetched? Sylvi calls it "Remembering the Future"!!!!!

  • @assipassi - oh great, now I make you cry :0

    no really, you're welcome :)

    I also loved Cynde's - it did sound like fiction!! amazing!!

  • alright - help me post this like you did :) I'm just too blonde...

  • @TwoWillDo - 

    Don't worry! I won't tell anybody that you spent the rest of the night sitting on Orlando's lap. Or that you tried to desperately tried to figure out whether Johnny's wife really had bad teeth! *oops* I was really floored by Rob's acceptance speech.

    Heck yeah, we need to do this again. Rob mentioned something about being invited to the worldpremiere of Half Blood Prince in London next July. I asked him to see if he could get an extra pair of tickets for Orlando and you. He doesn't seem to think it's a problem. So..... mark your calendar, Lady!

  • @Shana1228 - 

    Heck yeah.... what comes around goes around!

  • Something like that...What's old buttface up to these days, anyway?

  • Astrid Was a Former Playboy Bunny !!!!!!

  • Astrid is a current Hooters Girl / Former Playboy Bunny

  • Hahahaha! That gave me the chills!! :D Marking calendar as we speak!

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